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masturbation wrist+letter to miskis

Journal Entry: Tue Sep 23, 2008, 12:18 PM






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Dear `miskis :

I don't really know how to tell you this, but You're a loser! I think I realized it When your dwarf bit me With George Bush and his wife and I saw you Sit on My John F. Kennedy-statue I'm sure you're Senile enough to understand That I get turned on by garbage men.I'm returning Your Darth Vader-poster to you, but I'll keep Your photo as a memory. You should also know that I Always will remember The incarnation as an eskimo.

With ease,
Bobby

:rofl:If you're confused, read this [link] :rofl:


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ever heard of tennis elbow? well i never understood that exactly as anyone can get it even if they have never played tennis.anyway woke up and my wrist was in severe pain...could not bend it. anyone ever heard the term masturbation wrist? not that i do that but wtf is wrong here.so hows your day?




Contest info

With Cosmic Illusions we challenge you to create an artwork, sci-fi, surreal, fantasy, does'nt matter, just pick your favourite genre and blow us away. Show us another world, state of mind, dimension, dream or nightmare, hallucination, prophecy of things to come etc..

Anything goes from traditional fantasy to far-out science-fiction, from tranquil surreality to the downright bizarre, as long as the end-result does'nt resemble our own everyday-reality too closely. And as long as you use the required stocks in your entry of course, more about those in the rules.


Hosted by:

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Judges:

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The Rules


I. Each entry has to use at least one stock-piece from the cosmos-packs distributed by *resurgere, and at least one model stock, from `Elandria, *faestock or =lindowyn-stock. The more effort put into the required stock-use though, for example, using all three models with one space-piece might make the judges appreciate the entry a little more.




II. You´re free to use as much as other stocks as you like, as long as the required stocks are in your entry as well.

III. Credit properly. Entries with vague crediting will be automatically ignored. If you happen to use stock-photos from offsite, from [link] for example, you need to credit via direct link(s) to the photo(s) you used, crediting sxc.hu only is not enough. As for resources used from DA, dev-link or icon-link to the stock-provider(s) are required. If you don´t know how to create dev-links or icon-links, read this: [link]

IV. Both digital & traditional media entries are accepted. However, in the case of traditional media entry, the use of the required stock has to be obvious enough. No literary entries, has to be an image.

V. One entry per artist.

VI. Your entry has to be new, artworks submitted before the contest starting date (September 22, 2008) will be ignored.

VII. Note your entries to *Funerium, using a subject like "Competition entry" or something similar. Entries via comments on my front-page, or elsewhere will be ignored. And don´t forget to inform the other required stocker(s) about your piece, as well as all the other stock-providers used in the entry if their rules require you informing them about the use of their stock.

VIII. Don´t forget to state in your artworks description that you´re submitting the image for this competition. A link to this competition-journal wouldn´t hurt either, but it´s not mandatory.

IX. Have fun. That´s an order. ;P

Deadline: December 31, 2008. We reserve the right to extend the deadline if there occurs any need to do so.


Prizes

See :iconfunerium:'s Journal here [link]





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  • Mood: Winter Downs
  • Listening to: radio
  • Reading: college football preview
  • Watching: wrestling
  • Eating: cold pizza
  • Drinking: lemonade

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Tennis elbow :roll:
But masturbation wrist? :lmao: never heard of it xD

I'm good, very happy btw :cuddle: Hope you too bobby:hug:

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Donde voy van detrás de mí pasos amargos.. donde canto la envidia maldice, ríe y roe. :blackrose:

:bulletred: No te olvides de pasar por nuestro chat HISPANO!! [link] y darle watch a =HISPAchat!
I don't know about the masturbation wrist,but for the tennis elbow yep.I'm having it in both my elbows but mostly the left one and it's from leading on them to much on my desk while I'm working with my laptop.What the heck,I could say that it happened to me while I was playing Nadal. :meditation:

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I'm good...quite busy today. Hope all is well with you :D

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"What a beautiful dream
That could flash on the screen
In a blink of an eye and be gone from me"
yea im good cept for the wrist :P

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haha rafa

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:giggle: poor thing

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Donde voy van detrás de mí pasos amargos.. donde canto la envidia maldice, ríe y roe. :blackrose:

:bulletred: No te olvides de pasar por nuestro chat HISPANO!! [link] y darle watch a =HISPAchat!
pretty good yes

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~You Must Be The Change You Wish To See In The World. ~ M. Gandhi~
That's good, minus the err...weird bodily harm

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"What a beautiful dream
That could flash on the screen
In a blink of an eye and be gone from me"
Hehehehehehe!!! :giggle:

Well I hope you masturbation wrist gets better soon!!! :giggle::XD:


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me too could put a cramp in things so to say :rofl:

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